It is unfortunate that managers are not allowed to smoke marijuana at work. After all, they are not doing anything important. If they were high, they might finally see what is actually going on.
Here is the conversation between four managers, all solidly stoned on “ABNormal,” after watching a process on the shop floor for the first time:
Manager #2: “Whoa, that’s fucked up.”
Manager #1: “Soooo fucked up.”
Manager # 3: “It sure is fucked up….”
Big Boss: “It’s fucking fucked up.”
Manager #2: “We’ve been telling each other we’re doing great work.”
Manager #1: “My work is meaningless.”
Here is the conversation between four Lean managers, one stoned on “Zensation,” the other on “Flow,” the third on “Sensi Kush,” and the team leader on “Jiffy Pot,” after observing an improved process on the shop floor:
Manager 3: “That’s so cool.”
Manager 2: “It makes me want to cry.”
Team Leader: “It’s beautiful.”
Manager 1: “What amazing imagination!”
It turns out you don’t need a burning platform. A burning spliff will do. And it works better too!
from Bob Emiliani http://www.bobemiliani.com/reefer-sanity/
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